On this day, 22 years ago, Harry Styles was born (and if you’re thinking about making a reference to the oh-so-popular TSwizzle song, he already beat you to it). Being that it’s the much-loved singers birthday, it only seems fitting to share 22 reasons why he has blessed us all.
1) His Eyes
Can you even imagine those eyes staring into yours? *swoon*
2) His Man Hands
Maybe it’s the veins, maybe it’s the fact that they’re bigger than the average human face. Whatever it is, his hands are a work of art.
3) His Jawline
It is so sharp it could cut us all. Need I say more?
4) His Hair
Let’s be honest. Harry converted all of us into supporters of the man bun.
5) His Hair-Flips
The iconic shake and swoosh.
6) His Tweets
His tweets seem to always have a deep, underlying meaning that make us all feel like philosophers. Maybe not professional philosophers though, more like a philosopher with a degree from an unknown, online university.
7) His Tattoos
Similar to his tweets, his tattoos all seem to hold deeper meanings. And they’re really hot.
8) His Sneeze
I’m not sure how someone can make this usually-disgusting, snotty, bodily function more beautiful than a symphony by Mozart.
9) His Four Nipples
Breaking stereotypes around the world, Harry brought about acceptance for those born with four nipples.
10) He is a Goofball
Just look at him!
11) His On-Stage AGGRESSION
As much of a goofball as he is, Harry’s cute quirky personality can turn into fierce aggression in less than a millisecond.
12) His Method of Hydration
More like his method of transforming his mouth into the blowhole of a whale, in order to hydrate his fans.
13) His Willingness to Shamelessly Call Out Party-Poopers
Bored dad at a concert? Annoyed boyfriend who is seriously regretting getting his girlfriend tickets? Harry doesn’t mind calling them out.
14) His Haylor Jokes
If you don’t know what Haylor means, it is the relationship name that was given to Harry Styles and Taylor Swift's past romance. While the romance is rumored to have been the inspiration for several songs on Taylor’s album Red and was undoubtedly the inspiration for the majority (if not all) of her 1989 album, Harry likes to keep things light between the pair with occasional shade.
15) He Doesn't Seem To Mind Being the Brunt of Jokes
He does get a lot of crap from his band-mates for that hair (why, I will never know).
16) His Awkwardness
If you’ve ever been that one friend that can’t seem to get a word out in a conversation, Harry can relate. Here’s proof.
17) He is Incapable of Being Mean
Please watch this sweet child "trash" this dressing room.
18) He's Nice to Paps
Basically the opposite of Kanye.
19) His Style IS out of This World
This explains why us regulars are unable to understand the complexity of suits like this (even I was extremely confused by this outfit). But, we should have seen his groundbreaking, fashion-expertise coming. After all, his last name foreshadowed it.
20) Even When He's "ugly", He's Still Cuter Than US
Do I even need to explain this?
21) He Makes Everything He Does Look Effortless
And he knows it.
22) Basically, He PRobably Fell From HEaven
Or maybe just on a microphone cord... (this video is ridiculous).