When you spend a year living with someone, you get learn about all of the weird stuff they say, do and think (and visa versa). So here's some weird stuff my roommate and I have said (in Miranda Sings voices, obviously) that most people would probably just ignore. But assuming that most people are weird too, maybe this is relateable.
- "I want to eat, but I kind of don't want to walk to a cafeteria. I'm not eating."
- "I'm only taking a 15 minute nap. Then I'll finish my paper."
- "I fell asleep in the bean bag chair, so I really didn't have a good nights sleep, so I'm skipping my 8:30."
- "I really feel like my left eye's lashes aren't as long as my right's."
- "Ugh, my insta only has five likes and it's been posted for three minutes. I'm deleting it."
- "I really want to bring a boy to the function so I'll have cute pics to post, but I don't want to have to make sure he's not bored all night."
- "Are you skipping class today? Yes? Same."
- "I think I need a new prof pic."
- "Is it weird to mystory a selfie?"
- "I think I have decent looking feet."
- "I showered two days ago, so I don't NEED to do that today, right?"
- "Can you tell this is yesterday's makeup?"
- "I'm only setting my alarm this early so I can hit snooze a few times."
- "I'm going to clean my stuff in my free time today, I swear."
- "It's been a really long day, so actually I'm going to nap in my free time."
- "Ask me how my day was."
- "As long as my makeup and hair look good, it doesn't matter if I'm wearing an XXL T-shirt and no bra, right?"
- "Go like my message in the groupme."
- "Your eye makeup looks good, will you do mine?"
- "Walking to class definitely counts as a work out."
- "Hey, wanna watch me whip?"
- "I know you're obsessed, but I really can't keep watching Botched while I'm eating."
- "I did an experiment and I've noticed boys look at me more when I'm wearing makeup."
- "Is this picture too edited?"
- "I really like him but I don't know for sure if he know's my name or not. Should I go for it?"
- "I should probably have a reality show."
- "Well, he'll be sorry when I'm a celebrity."
- "My professor never takes attendance so I'm not going."
- "Look how wide I can open my mouth."
- "Is this caption funny?"
- "Wait, say that again so I can make it my mystory."
- "You know what, never mind, it was a lot funnier the first time."
- "I'm really bored so I think I'm gonna go wash my face and do my makeup again."
- "Which filter?"
- "Is it selfish to pray for a boyfriend?"
- "Can we just listen to Nasty Freestyle on repeat?"
- "Ugh."
- "I really wanted donuts, so I bought a dozen and now I'm realizing that my eyes are bigger than my stomach."
- "Can you critique my nae-nae?"
- "I actually have to wait to go wash my face, I hear a boy in the hall."
- "I'm just going to watch one episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. before bed."
- "Let's listen to my sick Disney playlist."
- "I'm wearing this shirt again because no one saw me in it yesterday."
- "I really just need a chicken quesadilla."
- "Look at this cat vine."
- "What am I doing with my life?"
- "I don't really want to be a trophy wife but I'm willing to negotiate, depending on his income."
- "Listen to this song, it made me cry today."
- "Help me come up with a reply that basically says 'I really want you to take me on a date, quit playin games' without sounding to forceful."
- "I'm waiting to become famous so I can drop out of college."
- "Don't miss me too much."